animal gesture training institute

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animal gesture training Institute

An education scheme to teach animal gestures to humans.

Cat

• clean, by licking
• orally expel hair clotted masses
• poop into plastic boxes.

Dog

• retrieve Frisbee using mouth
• gather information by sniffing butts.

Cow

• practice five varieties of mooing
• get milked.

Pig

• eat slop from a trough
• accept idea of getting butchered, packaged, and fed to other life forms.

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4-11/21